soul childd

ask me about my wiener ! :)       life is a movie , & i'm the main attraction !

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 225083 notes

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

(Source: shalrath, via pizza)

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grandma:DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me:no thanks grandma
grandma:HERES YOUR APPLE
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wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via pizza)

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scorpiolove:

Sleepovers with me be like:

scorpiolove:

Sleepovers with me be like:

(via cumfort)

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nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

(Source: barebackinq, via cumfort)

— 2 days ago with 121477 notes

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

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charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler, via pizza)

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twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

(via cumfort)

— 2 days ago with 215227 notes

beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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